It's that time of year again! That period of time in which the Planet Mercury appears to be going backwards against the stars in the sky. The reason for this is very technical and complicated, so trust me when I say, "Whoa, Science, slow down, you're legit crazy!"
Some people love Mercury in Retrograde, others, like me, enjoy it just about as much as getting a paper cut at the exact moment a seagull poops on your head. I experience brain fog, like my mental faculties packed their wee little suitcases and took a vacation. Communications can go haywire, and mechanical breakdowns are par for the course.
So, while this might not be the best time to buy a used car, or drastically change your appearance, it's a GREAT time to stock up on crystals! They're nature's secret weapon against celestial funkiness. Plus, they're pretty and shiny and look good anywhere. And we've got the best selection because we love you and want you to be happy!
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